Sad, But True
America’s Finest News Source, The Onion, assesses the debate over raising the debt ceiling …
WASHINGTON—Members of the U.S. Congress reported Wednesday they were continuing to carefully debate the issue of whether or not they should allow the country to descend into a roiling economic meltdown of historically dire proportions.
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At press time, President Obama said he personally believed the country should not be economically ruined.